Not every ex deserves a love song-some deserve a cockroach. Name a roach in their honor, and we'll send them an official certificate to make it official. It's the perfect petty Valentine's Day prank they'll never forget.
Not every Valentine's Day calls for flowers and love notes. Sometimes, it calls for a little well-earned mischief. That's why BugYourEx.com lets you name a cockroach in your ex's honor and send them an official Certificate of Naming -- a perfectly petty, harmless, and hilarious way to mark the occasion.
How it works:
Name a Roach - Immortalize your ex with a fitting tribute.
Personalized Certificate - Delivered straight to their inbox.
Instant Digital Delivery - No waiting, no hassle.
The Ultimate Petty Prank - Laughs guaranteed.
Happy Ending - Your roach is sent to a reptiale sanctuary.
Are you ready to turn your past heartbreak into a hilarious Valentine's Day gift? This year, take a stand against love gone wrong and celebrate your freedom by naming a cockroach after your ex! That's right -- give them the ultimate send-off with a unique twist that will leave you laughing and your friends cheering.
Imagine the look on their face when they realize you've immortalized their name in the most unexpected way possible. Our personalized certificate is not just a funny gag; it's a symbol of moving on, reclaiming your power, and embracing self-love. Whether it's an old flame or a recent breakup, this quirky gift is perfect for anyone who want to share an unforgettable story.
A cockroach has been named in your ex's honor, and we'll send them a personalized digital certificate to make it official.
No waiting, no hassle--your ex (or lucky recipient) gets their certificate instantly delivered via e-mail.
Perfect for breakups, bad bosses, or that one friend who just needs a reminder of their "legacy."
Don't just take our word for it--see what our satisfied customers have to say! From hilarious pranks to the perfect petty revenge, BugYourEx.com has delivered laughs, closure, and unforgettable surprises. Here's what our customers think about naming a cockroach in honor of someone special (or not-so-special).
"I was looking for a lighthearted way to get some closure after a bad breakup, and this was perfect! My ex now shares a name with a cockroach, and the certificate me and my friends laughing for days."
"A fun and hilarious gift for a good laugh at past relationships! Totally recommended BugYourEx.com to everyone!"
"I sent this to my ex as a joke, and the reaction was priceless. The certificate looked so official, and it was the perfect way to move on with a little humor. Highly recommend for anyone needing a good laugh!"
Not all love stories deserve a happy ending. Some deserve a cockroach. For just $9.95, you can name a real roach in honor of your ex and send them an official Certificate of Naming, a hilariously petty and unforgettable surprise.
But the fun doesn't stop there! Your named cockroach will go on to serve a higher purpose as a meal for reptiles at a wildlife sanctuary. Because some exes were just meant to be lizard food.
Get revenge the fun way - Name a Roach Today!
Got questions? We've got answers! Here's everything you need to know about naming a cockroach in honor of your ex (or anyone else who deserves it).
Yes! A real cockroach will be named in honor of your chosen recipient. After being named, it will be sent to a wildlife sanctuary where it will become food for reptiles, because some exes were just meant to be lizard food.
They will receive a digital Certificate of Naming, officially declaring that a cockroach has been named in their honor. It's a fun, harmless prank that's sure to get a reaction! (Sorry, the recipient does not receive the cockroach.)
That's up to you! You can choose to include your name on the certificate, or keep it anonymous for maximum mystery (and mischief).
The certificate is sent instantly via email, so there's no waiting around. Whether you send it directly to your ex or to yourself for printing, it's delivered within minutes.
Absolutely! You can name a roach after a bad boss, an annoying coworker, a rival sports team, whoever deserves it most. It's all in good fun!
Nope! Once a cockroach is named, there's no going back, just like in some relationships. Consider it a permanent tribute to a past mistake.
No waiting, certificates are emailed instantly!
Just $9.95. No surprises, no extra charges.
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Have questions or just want to share a great reaction from your roach-naming experience? We'd love to hear from you! Whether it's about your order, partnerships, or just some good old-fashioned petty revenge stories, reach out and we'll be happy to help.
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"BugYourEx.com helped me laugh about my breakup by naming a cockroach after my ex. It was the great!"